Dear Abby: My husband, William Robert (I’ll call him Billy Bob) and I have been married for six months. We have a three-year old daughter, Messalina. I’m worried about Messy. Billy Bob is between jobs and spends all his time following Messy around the trailer, watching her every move like a hawk.
Billy Bob says that if Messy turns out to be a lesbian we may as well tie her in a gunny sack and chuck her in the river.
My question is this:
If, as you say, people are born “that way”, what are the symptoms in a three-year old?
Career Girl in Lubbock, TX