Monthly Archives: September 2011

How to Housebreak a Puppy in One Easy Lesson

The puppy in question was just one of several dogs belonging to the U.S. Army’s 187th Aviation (Assault Helicopter) Company, Tay Ninh, Vietnam in 1969/70. I was a helicopter mechanic, assigned as a Cobra crew chief and thus a member … Continue reading

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For the FBI agent whose assignment it is to read my blog daily

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Monster Dog

Monster Dog was a canine member of the 187th Assault Helicopter Company. Larger than a standard German Shepard or Rottweiler, he was almost as large as a Great Dane. He had extraordinarily big feet and an over-sized, too-big-for-his-body, blocky, square … Continue reading

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Cage Free Eggs

Does the village idiot know he’s the village idiot? Does a senile person know that he’s senile? Do severely retarded people know they’re retarded? At what point, if ever, does a sucker know he’s been suckered? Does a fool know … Continue reading

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Cuckold

A man is a cuckold when another man has the use of his wife.

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The Last Citizen

I passed through the intersection of Greenfield Avenue & Miller Park Way. The traffic light was malfunctioning and traffic was still fairly heavy. With ten drivers deciding all at once who should go next it was kind of tricky to … Continue reading

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