More Monkey Business
When I was in grade school things were a lot more conservative and formal. Back then all the girls wore either dresses or skirts. On the playground one day I saw an older boy bet a girl a nickel she couldn’t hang upside down on the monkey bars. She of course won the bet. For the incorrigibly naive I must explain: The object of the bet was so the boy could get a peek at her underpants.
The boy got a peek at her panties.
The girl got a nickel.
Which begs the question: Who’s smarter, boys or girls?
(This is a true story.)