Monthly Archives: July 2012

Wouldn’t It Be Funny….

Wouldn’t it be funny if it turned out that the whole of the Women’s Liberation Movement was orchestrated by men and started out as a joke? From the History Page of the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) on line: Sex … Continue reading

Posted in For Feminists, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Eyewitness to Murder

When I was a kid, I had it all. Yep. When I was a kid I had everything you could name. When I was a kid I had The Chicken Pox. I also had The Mumps. I had The Measles; … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Second-Hand Smoke

There is only one thing that kills more people than second-hand smoke: Accosting strangers on the street just to criticize their personal habits.

Posted in Tobacco, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Black Spot

“In war, truth is the first casualty.” – Aeschylus A helicopter had burned to the ground just off the maintenance pad. By the time I saw it there was hardly anything left to it. It wasn’t one of ours; at … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Allegorical Pirate

Once upon a time, and in the days of sail, on a tropical island somewhere in the Caribbean, a seaman waxed old and, growing very sick, holed up in an upper room at the back of a shabby seaside inn. … Continue reading

Posted in Credit Cards, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

And If Elected….

I shall endeavor to design and build a great metropolis of some 50,000,000 souls; a metropolis that does not require the obsolescent automobile for daily personal use. It can be done. It should be done. It must be done. And … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Dealing with Mexican Gangs

How to deal with Mexican Gangs? Jail the women. Jail the women without hesitation. Jail the women without reservation. Do so because it is the women who are the real leaders of the Mexican gangs. In the case of a … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment