Monthly Archives: February 2013

I am NOT a Heterosexual (for Merriam-Webster)

This was originally intended as a comment on the “Seen & Heard” forum function of Merriam-Webster’s Online Dictionary under the entry for the term “hetero”; but I seem to be personally censored and blocked from posting there. It might also … Continue reading

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I Must Be Very, Very Special

 It’s not every day you meet a man who’s been censored by two dictionaries. That would be me. I am, of course, referring to both Wiktionary and Merriam-Webster Online.  Long-story-short, it’s all about the dictionary definition of feminism. Many years … Continue reading

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Bananas

In mid-February 2012 my brother purchased a hand of bananas and brought it home. As was customary he set them out to slowly ripen. For whatever reason this did not occur as expected. He eventually gave up on them and … Continue reading

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Star Trek

  The Kingdom of Heaven is like the Borg: “Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.”  

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The Double Entendre

Every day is a little different and today was just the same: I ran into a triple entendre; it could have been a double entendre but I’m pretty sure it was a triple, I’m not sure. Anyway – On my … Continue reading

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I Could Have Been a General By Now.

A little-known fact about me: When I was in Basic Training in the U. S. Army I was offered an officer’s commission via the opportunity to attend OCS, Officer Candidate School. At the time, we were all given a lengthy … Continue reading

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Valentine’s Day

“Every kiss begins with Kay” – Kay jewelers advertisement   If, as the ads say: “every kiss begins with Kay”, it’s technically prostitution. If a trip to the jeweler’s, the purchase and giving over of an expensive gemstone or other … Continue reading

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