Monthly Archives: July 2013

A Bank Robs A Man . . . .

A Man Robs A Bank A man robs a bank and runs away. Fearful of being caught, he hides his loot in a flowerpot. After several days he’s still too afraid to retrieve his loot so he goes to a … Continue reading

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True Love

Once upon a time (this is a true story) I came home on 30-Day Leave from the Army. I went to visit and catch up with my friends in the old neighborhood. When I first arrived, a storm of some … Continue reading

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(Daughter Swap)

WASHINGTON—The National Governors Association (NGA) announced that Milwaukee, Wisconsin, will host the nation’s governors for its 2013 Annual (Daughter Swap) Meeting, Aug. 2-4. Actually, it’s biannual, and how much can they accomplish over three or even four days? Will they … Continue reading

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The Midnight Special

  Poor Poor Pitiful Me   Well I lay my head on the railroad track Waiting on the Double E But the train don`t run by here no more Poor poor pitiful me – Linda Ronstadt   http://www.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/suicide-suspected-in-appleton-train-pedestrian-crash-b9941443z1-212918421.html   The … Continue reading

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American Graffiti

Some time ago a neighbor was interrupted in an attempted suicide. His intent was to blow himself up. Fortunately his grandson came home unexpectedly and found the house filled with gas. The police were called and he was taken into … Continue reading

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