(Daughter Swap)

WASHINGTON—The National Governors Association (NGA) announced that Milwaukee, Wisconsin, will host the nation’s governors for its 2013 Annual (Daughter Swap) Meeting, Aug. 2-4.

Actually, it’s biannual, and how much can they accomplish over three or even four days? Will they bore each other to death with windbag speeches or just swap their daughter’s names:

(you hire mine and I’ll hire yours and since we live several states apart no one’s the wiser, wink – wink).

Can I trade you a son-in-law for that dippy cousin? This guy’s a real turkey – I’ll take him but I’ll have to hide him so I’ll need to have two state positions.

You drive a hard bargain.

Done and done.

Nobody’s the wiser – except me and God.

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Age 67
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