There have been many times I’ve regretted not saving stories I’ve read or heard. This from a police blotter, a Police Report published long ago in a local advertiser: It seems a co-ed at a local college charged a male student with stalking her. He, in turn, accused her of stalking him.
On reading this I immediately envisioned two professional wrestlers in the ring, hands out, slowly, cautiously circling each other before finally coming to grips.
I laughed and gave it a name:
“Clumsy College Courtship”