Thank you for the Christmas Card. It’s a lovely photo. Please tell Benjamin I really envy him that nice sweater. We haven’t seen you or the kids in quite a while, so when I looked at the picture I drew a total blank.

I then had a brainstorm and came up with a new television game show for the senior demographic:


In order to win prizes you are shown pictures of your grandchildren, grandnieces and grandnephews whom you haven’t seen in a couple of years and are a head taller – you then have 30 seconds to correctly name them, if not, “Beulah the Buzzer” gets you.

I then pulled a Pop Quiz on Uncle Ron and he totally struck out. He was throwing out names of people we don’t even have in our family.

Thank you for playing – NAME THAT KID!


Merry Christmas – Happy New Year – God Bless You All

About The Twentieth Man

Age 68
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