Monthly Archives: January 2015

It’s 0° Fun Lovin’ Degrees

Posted on January 8, 2015 by The Twentieth Man

It is now 0° fun lovin’ degrees with a Wind Chill of -30° Fahrenheit. I’m angry. This old house isn’t exactly cozy to begin with but I’m warm enough. I’m angry because I’m aware of all the homeless people out … Continue reading →

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I Struggle for My Sanity

Posted on January 6, 2015 by The Twentieth Man

I struggle for my sanity on a daily basis.   My brother found some plastic cockroaches at a rummage sale. He put them on the kitchen sink as a sight-gag or fright-gag that’s good for about two seconds. They’re still … Continue reading →

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The Elephant Pool

Posted on January 2, 2015 by The Twentieth Man

While watching this year’s Rose Parade I could have sworn I saw a small forward-facing video camera mounted atop a big bass drum. I thought perhaps it was attached to a small viewing screen and, like a rear-view camera, it … Continue reading →

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