Monthly Archives: February 2016

Happy Bananniversary Everyone!

Banana + Anniversary = Bananniversary These bananas were hung on the garage in late February 2012. They’re still hanging there. Yes. That’s Four Years! https://twentiethman.wordpress.com/2013/02/25/bananas https://twentiethman.wordpress.com/2014/03/02/bananas-for-sale https://twentiethman.wordpress.com/2015/03/02/hanging-tough-2015 https://twentiethman.wordpress.com/2011/05/20/be-thou-perfect/ Advertisements

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What ever happened to The Civil Rights Movement?

I have asserted elsewhere that the Women’s Liberation Movement was a Mass Media brainwashing campaign. While I can point out clearly that Feminism is a cult simply because your granddad’s dictionary says it is, I’ve never had and still haven’t … Continue reading

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Advice and Consent

I’ve been following the dustup over the appointment of a new Supreme Court Justice and it struck me that the whole concept of senatorial Advice and Consent is the very same thing a henpecked husband is subjected to. First you … Continue reading

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UFOs

In the pre-dawn darkness looking to the northwest and just above the ridge of a neighbor’s rooftop I saw a cluster of tiny white lights randomly swirling and rising against the black of the sky. First rising then falling, growing … Continue reading

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Everybody gets their asphalt from Sherwin

OK. Just for the Record: This is one of the items on my bucket list. I’ve been scouring Rummage Sales for it for years. It was just a cute little post card sized ad I’d like to have. Years ago … Continue reading

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I gave up Pączkis for Lent

Terminology: Pączki – a traditional home made European confection nominally prune-filled and lightly dusted with powdered sugar with variations on the theme; a filled pastry. I prefer lemon-filled. Lent – a traditional Christian season of fasting and prayer (nominally 40 … Continue reading

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