I suppose you’d have to be an ardent baseball fan to visualize the following:
During the Seventh Inning Stretch the Klement’s Sausage mascots hold a foot race.
Don’t ask me, I only live here.
Klement’s Sausage is a major sponsor and sausage purveyor of the Milwaukee Brewers at Miller Park. These mascots even have names:
My elder brother has been working as an usher since Miller Park Stadium first opened in 2001. He can even explain the Infield Fly Rule. Anyway . . .
He came home one day after a game and informed me that, during the sausage race, one of the sausages tripped and fell in the dirt. I had to ask:
“If that’s the case, does the Five-Second Rule apply?”