Category Archives: Churning Lawyers

If Lawyers can’t find a reason to sue they will invent one.

Transgender Children

Is it a trend? Is it a fad? Is it the result of uneducated gossip? Is it just a stupid idea gone viral in the media? Is it hysteria? Is it a plague sweeping across the globe? Is it catchy? … Continue reading

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Greed

At some point in the future society must come to recognize greed as a form of mental illness and intervene for the betterment of society as a whole. Perhaps three adult citizens could petition the authorities to arrest the miscreant … Continue reading

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The Sun Never Rises

It was very hot and humid just the other night. I woke up with itchy arms; I’d developed a bit of heat rash. I applied some witch hazel and stepped outside, seeking cooler air. The night sky slowly brightened. So … Continue reading

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Prostitutes and Drug Dealers, J.D.,LL.M,SJD

You would be shocked and appalled if you knew how many licensed lawyers in the U.S. actually paid their College and Law School tuition working as prostitutes and drug dealers. Some of them may even hold public office.

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Advice and Consent

I’ve been following the dustup over the appointment of a new Supreme Court Justice and it struck me that the whole concept of senatorial Advice and Consent is the very same thing a henpecked husband is subjected to. First you … Continue reading

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I gave up Pączkis for Lent

Terminology: Pączki – a traditional home made European confection nominally prune-filled and lightly dusted with powdered sugar with variations on the theme; a filled pastry. I prefer lemon-filled. Lent – a traditional Christian season of fasting and prayer (nominally 40 … Continue reading

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Labor Day

You don’t get the day off – you take it.

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