Category Archives: Credit Cards

Advice on Credit Cards

Tell them to stick it and give it a twist. Advertisements

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A Bank Robs A Man . . . .

A Man Robs A Bank A man robs a bank and runs away. Fearful of being caught, he hides his loot in a flowerpot. After several days he’s still too afraid to retrieve his loot so he goes to a … Continue reading

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You’re Pre-Approved!

In Credit Card parlance this idiomatic expression means predatory lenders have cast their eyes upon you ere you’ve cast your eyes upon them.

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How to Catch an Elephant

First, dig a big hole in the ground large enough and deep enough to contain a full-grown elephant once it’s captured. Second, fill the very bottom of the hole with about a six-inch layer of ashes. Third, get some peanuts … Continue reading

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The Allegorical Pirate

Once upon a time, and in the days of sail, on a tropical island somewhere in the Caribbean, a seaman waxed old and, growing very sick, holed up in an upper room at the back of a shabby seaside inn. … Continue reading

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