Category Archives: Religion

When is a Book not a Book?

Question: When is a Book not a Book? Answer: When it’s a bible.

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Isn’t it a Pity – Isn’t it a Shame

Isn’t it a pity; isn’t it a shame; A remark overheard while driving a school bus: “There go mah cousin!” I glanced over to see a thin young black woman standing on the corner, calves knotted, wearing very high heels. … Continue reading

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A Fetus does not have a Soul

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep If I should die before I wake I pray the Lord my soul to take Amen A fetus does not have a soul. “soul” is … Continue reading

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You Betcha Dupa We Got Pączkis!

Once again it’s Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday). I wanted to make sure my brother had some pączkis even though he’s in the hospital. I drove over to National Bakery and had to park way down the hill on the next … Continue reading

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And Speaking of Ho’s . . . .

Just sitting around out of my caffeinated mind listening to the inescapable Christmas music. A hypothetical question arose: Suppose you did in fact see your mommy kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last night. Would you really rat her out … Continue reading

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The Monkey Crap Fight

A monkey crap fight is an apt description of the current presidential race. We have two soulless candidates vying to dirty the image and reputation of the other in order to sway voters. They are throwing crap at each other. … Continue reading

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Heaven On Earth

Soon as I’m done building Heaven on Earth I’m going to drop dead. Does that sound like someone you know?

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