Tag Archives: Advice

Where’s that damned remote?

So right about now you’re asking yourself: “Where’s that damned remote?” There’s little satisfaction in my life; I rarely if ever get what I want. But when I complete a simple task – solve a problem, satisfaction is there; sparse … Continue reading

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The 40-Foot Vagina

Many years ago I went to a drive-in theatre offering a weekend triple feature. The first film was forgettable; the second, some old radioactive monster rerun and the third, for the late night crowd, was technically a sex hygiene movie. … Continue reading

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Little Eddie Gein

True stories are the best kinds of stories and this, I think, is no different. A while ago my elder brother dropped a bit of a bomb on me. He claims to have gone to school with none other than … Continue reading

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Marriage: The First Sixty Years

So there I was, years ago, leaning on a lamppost waiting for a bus on 2nd and Wisconsin when a tiny, elderly couple slowly approached across the street. When they arrived at the corner the traffic light changed and, still … Continue reading

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You Might Want To Rethink That Selfie

You just might want to rethink the next selfie you post. Angling a movie camera to one side is a cinematic device perhaps as old as motion pictures themselves. When the director or cinematographer wants to emphasize the evil, insanity … Continue reading

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The American Flyer

It was back in the early days of public school desegregation and cross-town busing that a young, dare I say white, couple, living just down the block decided it was time to move out of town. Being as I am … Continue reading

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Prostitutes and Drug Dealers, J.D.,LL.M,SJD

You would be shocked and appalled if you knew how many licensed lawyers in the U.S. actually paid their College and Law School tuition working as prostitutes and drug dealers. Some of them may even hold public office.

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