Tag Archives: Animals

BAMBI An Age Appropriate Sex Education Film

Although rarely used, “twitterpated” is one of my favorite words. It is evocative of the commonly recognized cartoonish image of a concussed individual with his head being circled by twittering birds. Pate refers to the head while twitter refers to … Continue reading

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The Giraffe

I’ve always felt a giraffe was a racehorse designed by a committee. Which says something about my disappointment with democracy. But giraffes are beautiful creatures in their own way and for that reason I would miss them if they ever … Continue reading

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How to Catch an Elephant

First, dig a big hole in the ground large enough and deep enough to contain a full-grown elephant once it’s captured. Second, fill the very bottom of the hole with about a six-inch layer of ashes. Third, get some peanuts … Continue reading

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I Apologize If I Haven’t Already Offended You

I apologize if I haven’t already offended you. If I haven’t offended you it is only because I just haven’t gotten around to it yet. Stick with me long enough and I will offend you. I guarantee it. They say … Continue reading

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Mankind’s Uniqueness as a Species

Man versus Animal: You are cordially invited to discuss, debate, criticize and especially, add to, this list. 1. Men wear clothing. 2. Men bury their dead. 3. Men bury artifacts in anticipation of need in an afterlife. 4. Men are … Continue reading

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