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Nothing Lasts Forever

Nothing lasts forever; not even bananas. It finally came to pass, a thing I’d been dreading so long. The bananas fell from the garage. The evening of October 21st, 2017 I found them lying on the ground. It wasn’t the … Continue reading

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Tough Bananas

I generally treat March 1st as the official bananniversary of my hanging those too-green-for-words bananas out on our garage, but truth be told is was actually some time in late February, so March 1st is just an approximation. I’m not … Continue reading

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Happy Bananniversary Everyone!

Banana + Anniversary = Bananniversary These bananas were hung on the garage in late February 2012. They’re still hanging there. Yes. That’s Four Years! https://twentiethman.wordpress.com/2013/02/25/bananas https://twentiethman.wordpress.com/2014/03/02/bananas-for-sale https://twentiethman.wordpress.com/2015/03/02/hanging-tough-2015 https://twentiethman.wordpress.com/2011/05/20/be-thou-perfect/

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Hanging Tough 2015

It is now March 1st, 2015 and the bananas I hung on the garage in late February 2012 are still hanging tough. They’re a bit smaller and lighter and maybe a little more delicate but they’ve made it through three … Continue reading

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Bananas For Sale

It’s Official. The bananas on the garage have been hanging there for two full years now. I’d like to sell them on eBay but I’m disinclined to put forth that much effort because I doubt I’d get rich by doing … Continue reading

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Bananas

In mid-February 2012 my brother purchased a hand of bananas and brought it home. As was customary he set them out to slowly ripen. For whatever reason this did not occur as expected. He eventually gave up on them and … Continue reading

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