Tag Archives: Elephants

The Elephant Pool

While watching this year’s Rose Parade I could have sworn I saw a small forward-facing video camera mounted atop a big bass drum. I thought perhaps it was attached to a small viewing screen and, like a rear-view camera, it … Continue reading

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How to Catch an Elephant

First, dig a big hole in the ground large enough and deep enough to contain a full-grown elephant once it’s captured. Second, fill the very bottom of the hole with about a six-inch layer of ashes. Third, get some peanuts … Continue reading

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