Tag Archives: Food

Old Uncle Joe

I’m 68 years old; grown long in the tooth. That’s just an expression; your teeth don’t actually grow longer as you age, but your gums do recede, making your teeth only appear to be longer; hence the expression. I still … Continue reading

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Wisconsin State Fair

Of course there were the usual long lines waiting to get to the cheese-filled Port-A-Johns.

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The Way of the World

Two little kids fighting over their Happy Meal toys.

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Nothing Lasts Forever

Nothing lasts forever; not even bananas. It finally came to pass, a thing I’d been dreading so long. The bananas fell from the garage. The evening of October 21st, 2017 I found them lying on the ground. It wasn’t the … Continue reading

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You Betcha Dupa We Got Pączkis!

Once again it’s Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday). I wanted to make sure my brother had some pączkis even though he’s in the hospital. I drove over to National Bakery and had to park way down the hill on the next … Continue reading

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Rhubarb-Strawberry Jam

Just before Christmas, but a few weeks ago, I had Breakfast with Santa at St. Florian’s parish. I took my son along kicking and screaming (he’s 34). The food is quite good, especially the cheese omelets; and the meal comes … Continue reading

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Happy Bananniversary Everyone!

Banana + Anniversary = Bananniversary These bananas were hung on the garage in late February 2012. They’re still hanging there. Yes. That’s Four Years! https://twentiethman.wordpress.com/2013/02/25/bananas https://twentiethman.wordpress.com/2014/03/02/bananas-for-sale https://twentiethman.wordpress.com/2015/03/02/hanging-tough-2015 https://twentiethman.wordpress.com/2011/05/20/be-thou-perfect/

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