Tag Archives: Food

Bananas

In mid-February 2012 my brother purchased a hand of bananas and brought it home. As was customary he set them out to slowly ripen. For whatever reason this did not occur as expected. He eventually gave up on them and … Continue reading

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Descriptive Writing

A Flavor Packet:  (for lack of a better name)  A pungent chunk o’ lung or mucoid sinus detritus, the result of a hard cough or a sneeze, that brings forth a spicy accumulation of old, toasty (cigarette, BBQ, house afire, … Continue reading

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Cage Free Eggs

Does the village idiot know he’s the village idiot? Does a senile person know that he’s senile? Do severely retarded people know they’re retarded? At what point, if ever, does a sucker know he’s been suckered? Does a fool know … Continue reading

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