Tag Archives: Religion

You Betcha Dupa We Got Pączkis!

Once again it’s Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday). I wanted to make sure my brother had some pączkis even though he’s in the hospital. I drove over to National Bakery and had to park way down the hill on the next … Continue reading

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Little Eddie Gein

True stories are the best kinds of stories and this, I think, is no different. A while ago my elder brother dropped a bit of a bomb on me. He claims to have gone to school with none other than … Continue reading

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The Monkey Crap Fight

A monkey crap fight is an apt description of the current presidential race. We have two soulless candidates vying to dirty the image and reputation of the other in order to sway voters. They are throwing crap at each other. … Continue reading

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Suicide Bombers and The Three Great Religions

Have you never noticed that there are no Jewish suicide bombers? Have you never noticed that there are no Christian suicide bombers? The explanation is not far to seek. A Jew has both feet firmly planted in this, the material … Continue reading

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Jehovah’s Witnesses and The Wrath of God

Once upon a time, when I was a young man, I found myself minding The Kid. I’d just given him a bath and perched him, still naked, in his high chair. I warmed up a can of SpaghettiOs, a favorite … Continue reading

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The Nation That Prays Together . . . .

Two attractive young women entered the restaurant, placed their food orders and sat down at a table. They simutaneously pulled out their smartphones, bowed their heads and silently said “Grace”. “That’s nice”, thought I.   I could be wrong tho … Continue reading

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Check Fraud

Did God create man, or did man create god? We mock and make sport of the ancient gods of Greece and of Rome and countless lesser, much older, and much cruder gods. At what point in the great timeline of … Continue reading

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