Tag Archives: The Fountain of Youth

Tough Bananas

I generally treat March 1st as the official bananniversary of my hanging those too-green-for-words bananas out on our garage, but truth be told is was actually some time in late February, so March 1st is just an approximation. I’m not … Continue reading

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It’s MY Beard!

About My Beard It’s MY beard! It’s MY face. It’s MY head. When I was a child, and up to age 16 I would get a flat top or what was commonly referred to as a crew cut every spring … Continue reading

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Universal Health Care (Word Problems)

“I hate word problems!” – a phrase often heard expressing a child’s frustration in many an Elementary School math class. It wasn’t a personal bugaboo of mine however. In Word Problems you’d take a verbal proposition and convert it to … Continue reading

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Pharmacology – No Apology

As a student of history I have come to the conclusion that the main ingredient in all patent medicines is and always has been, bullshit.   I give you a logical statement: I have never met a doctor whose patients … Continue reading

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