Tag Archives: Toys

The Way of the World

Two little kids fighting over their Happy Meal toys.

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Nothing is Foolproof – Nothing

CAUTION: THIS IS NOT A FLOTATION DEVICE. DO NOT LEAVE CHILD UNATTENDED WHILE IN USE. USE ONLY UNDER COMPETENT SUPERVISION. Even something so simple as a classic vinyl beach ball isn’t foolproof. We sometimes loose sight of the meaning of … Continue reading

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Random Thoughts Over a Cup of Coffee

I was thinking America (the United States) needs to grow up. You need to either grow up or get yourself a woobie; a big woobie. My revere was interrupted by one of the counter girls. They were in a disputation … Continue reading

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Spider-Man II

So there I was poking about the aisles at the local Walgreens. I rarely if ever buy anything there – I just drive my older brother. When you go to Walgreens you can generally tell what the up-coming holiday is … Continue reading

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What Happens When Spider-Man Blows A Fart

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The Whoopee Cushion

I drove my brother to the local drugstore this afternoon. Since there was nothing there I needed nor even wanted I just wandered the aisles for a while. I steered well clear of the make-up, shampoo, hair dyes, scented candles … Continue reading

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A Writing Contest (Toys R Us)

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Mankind’s Uniqueness as a Species

Man versus Animal: You are cordially invited to discuss, debate, criticize and especially, add to, this list. 1. Men wear clothing. 2. Men bury their dead. 3. Men bury artifacts in anticipation of need in an afterlife. 4. Men are … Continue reading

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