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Nothing is Foolproof – Nothing

CAUTION: THIS IS NOT A FLOTATION DEVICE. DO NOT LEAVE CHILD UNATTENDED WHILE IN USE. USE ONLY UNDER COMPETENT SUPERVISION. Even something so simple as a classic vinyl beach ball isn’t foolproof. We sometimes loose sight of the meaning of … Continue reading

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Where’s that damned remote?

So right about now you’re asking yourself: “Where’s that damned remote?” There’s little satisfaction in my life; I rarely if ever get what I want. But when I complete a simple task – solve a problem, satisfaction is there; sparse … Continue reading

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Life is . . .

Life is a temporary inconvenience and a huge misunderstanding.

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I guess you just had to be there . . . .

A joke or story isn’t near as funny if you have to explain it. Sometimes it’s situational and you wind up saying: “I guess you just had to be there . . . .” Not one Vietnam war veteran in … Continue reading

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Ivan the Terrible

Went to McDonald’s for a late breakfast but decided to have a smoke before entering. As I stood by the door a young Hispanic mother exited. She was laden with her large carry-out order and also had a young boy … Continue reading

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What ever happened to The Civil Rights Movement?

I have asserted elsewhere that the Women’s Liberation Movement was a Mass Media brainwashing campaign. While I can point out clearly that Feminism is a cult simply because your granddad’s dictionary says it is, I’ve never had and still haven’t … Continue reading

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Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

I don’t need to travel far to bear witness to human suffering. Out on the porch, I went down to the sidewalk to pick up a fallen tree branch. A young woman walking by asked to use my cigarette lighter. … Continue reading

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