Category Archives: Going Bananas

Bananas in general

Robin Without A Towel

I’m not in charge here. I suggested we install a towel rack on the bird bath but nooooo – my brother vetoed the idea.

Posted in Going Bananas, Humor, Observations | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

The Hallmark Channel

So there I was, stuck in the waiting room. (I drove a neighbor to a doctor’s appointment.) They’re putting up televisions everywhere so it seems; much to my annoyance. The Hallmark Channel was on – don’t know what program – … Continue reading

Posted in Cable Television, Going Bananas, Humor, Mass Media, Observations | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Shipping and Handling

Dear Shutterfly, Just what part of the term “FREE” do you not understand? I believe that anyone who uses that term engages in FALSE ADVERTISING. I believe those who do should all be arrested and publicly flogged. In large print … Continue reading

Posted in Capitalism, Expository Writing, Going Bananas, Humor, Justice, Personal History | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Tough Bananas

I generally treat March 1st as the official bananniversary of my hanging those too-green-for-words bananas out on our garage, but truth be told is was actually some time in late February, so March 1st is just an approximation. I’m not … Continue reading

Posted in Expository Writing, Going Bananas, Humor, Observations | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Marriage: The First Sixty Years

So there I was, years ago, leaning on a lamppost waiting for a bus on 2nd and Wisconsin when a tiny, elderly couple slowly approached across the street. When they arrived at the corner the traffic light changed and, still … Continue reading

Posted in Expository Writing, Going Bananas, Humor, Personal History, Short Stories | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Anything Can Happen Day

You might want to Copy and Paste this somewhere for future reference: One cannot explain how or why, that, from time to time, this type of cerebral detritus burbles up from the subconscious mind but, bemusingly, it never-the-less does. The … Continue reading

Posted in Expository Writing, Going Bananas, Mass Media | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

You Might Want To Rethink That Selfie

You just might want to rethink the next selfie you post. Angling a movie camera to one side is a cinematic device perhaps as old as motion pictures themselves. When the director or cinematographer wants to emphasize the evil, insanity … Continue reading

Posted in Expository Writing, Going Bananas, Mass Media, Observations, The Internet | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment